My personal life is my own affair but on the contracting front I'm an IDMS DBA currently working at a car manufacturer in the West Midlands. Apart from that I also run a few websites through my limited company... www.kwikbreaks.co.uk - campsite directory www.yourjokes.co.uk - dirty jokes site ... and a few others in an informal partnership with Rhino... www.4contractors.co.uk - advice for new contractors on accountancy/umbrellas etc. www.itdoctors.co.uk - an attempt to get some work www.mx5bitz.co.uk and www.autobits.co.uk - selling mostly cosmetic car parts. I'm also a big time arms dealer on eBay - well I sell a few BBs anyway :)

IT Contractor

To avoid giving any ammo to pisstakers I'll keep my hobbies to myself. On CUK I have adopted the persona of a miserable ancient old bastard who likes to take the piss at threaded - the incredible bullshitting man.